On 4th of June, an unfortunate incident took place in the streets of twitter. In broad daylight around 11:39 am, the brain cells of Vijender Singh was brutally murdered after boxer Vijender Singh used the pic of Maharana Pratap in order to show Prithviraj Chauhan. Netizens tried their best to save the brain cells of the boxer but sadly it was too late. Widespread protests were held on the streets of twitter asking Elon Musk to order a high level enquiry to probe the murder case. Seeing the seriousness of the matter, Elon Musk choose the most bad-ass guy into the field of crime investigation. Yup, it’s none other than ACP Pradyuman.
ACP Pradyuman along with his team Abhijeet and Daya went up to look into the matter and guess what each one of them had their fingers pointed out at different suspects. While Daya blamed the serious blow to the head of Boxer Vijender Singh which he must have received during the fight. Abhijeet went up to blame the election loss which the boxer had to go through in 2019 general elections. But ACP Pradyuman, the most intelligent guy pointed out at the suspect to which everyone had to agree. He pointed out his magical fingers at “Raga Effect”. He blamed Rahul Gandhi for the murder of Vijender Singh’s brain cells. Later the cid team successfully managed to make the nutorious criminal “Raga effect” confess for the crime he committed. It must be noted that “Raga effect” was already in the police record books of criminals. Raga Effects is famously known for murdering the brain cells of humans. ACP Pradyuman also adviced Boxer Vijender Singh to leave the company of Raga but because it’s too late and his brain cells are already dead, he equated leaving “Raga” to leaving the “fight of democracy”.
Note: By reading the piece you must have figured out that this article is meant only for laughter, if not distance yourself from “Raga effect”.
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