Seven Alternates When Crackers Are Banned

Somewhere I see some positivity as well in all these Christoislamic ban Hindu festivals propaganda. The positivity is that when something is banned, it becomes ultra-cool to do that. Therefore, I am sure that more crackers will be bursted than ever before to prove the Christoislamic left-liberals wrong about their one-day pollution control drive. However, let us take the oath not to let our festival spirit die by choosing the seven alternates when crackers are banned.